Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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