fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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