Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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