we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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