Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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