I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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