haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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