You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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