Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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