She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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