what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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