It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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