some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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