I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
PANTIES FOUND
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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