There is no way he is gay with that hair.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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