if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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