At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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