We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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