Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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