Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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