Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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