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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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