i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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