I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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