hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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