god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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