After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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