are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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