i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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