If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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