I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
