i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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