so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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