Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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