can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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