So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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