did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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