I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
...so i touched it.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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