idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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