dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Alive.
So much puke
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I think people are normalizing furries
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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