fuck your aforementioned shoe
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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