Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize