Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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