I can tuck mytits in my pants
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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