So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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