would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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