remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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