You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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