He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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