just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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