so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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