i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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