): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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