he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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