Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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