did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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