If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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