and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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